iStain: The iPod Theft Deterrent
With all this crazy talk about people stealing iPods, we at Apple Matters say, “Don’t let these robbers get away with it!”
If you can’t stand the thought of someone stealing your iPod, follow these simple steps and rig your pride and joy with the iStain.*
The iStain equips your iPod with the best in theft deterrent technology. Borrowing the principles of dye packs used in banks, the iStain will literally catch your assailant red handed.
What are you waiting for? Protect your baby today.
* Patent pending
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Took me a little while to fully undetstand, but once i did i realized the great joke involved
That would deffinatly make me a bit squirmish, looks a little blood like.